July 2010
9 posts
June 2010
4 posts
May 2010
9 posts
#donald4spiderman
iamdonald:
I’m putting myself in the running for the Spiderman reboot.
I’m actually quite interested to see how far this goes. If this happens, I’ll buy each and every one of you a mini cooper.
An Open Letter To All The Politicians Talking...
jacob:
chriskelly:
First of all, boring.
Second of all, should this even matter?
And third of all, of course she’s a lesbian.
Have you seen any stock photos of her? It looks like Obama nominated a cross-country UPS driver to be a Supreme Court Justice. This woman’s face is literally the world’s collective go-to-image of “lesbian”. Doing improv comedy for years, if I was ever labeled a...
WatchArrested Development - Intervention
April 2010
5 posts
why are you on this island?
danielleturnknee:
no one knows.
Because it’s their bloody purpose!
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LISN bud LISN
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e.e.cummings
I had no idea what this meant when...
WatchThe Big Lebowski porn just got made. I have to say it looks really funny and doesn’t seem to contain much porn at all. I’ve only see the trailer, so far though.
March 2010
14 posts
Shakespeare has been dead for nearly 400 years and... →
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February 2010
15 posts
danielleturnknee:
I’m pretty sure it’s not a good thing to wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
It does if that means being rich and having lots of people kiss your ass.
Every Day I'm Tumblin': Pitchfork vs. Tumbledore... →
The below post by a fellow Tumblr user sums up my stance quite succinctly. To the halfwits who keep telling me I have no legal rights to the subdomain and that Tumblr can do whatever they want, please realize I have always been fully aware of this. That is why I have taken to “whining” about this…