October 2008
28 posts
Why did you steal my ashtray?
Someone stole my ashtray/cupholder in my car a few minutes ago. I stopped by McDonald’s on my way home from class and went inside. I had my laptop in my bag in my backseat and forgot to lock my back door. I come outside and go to put my drink in my cup holder and it is gone. Immediately I look in my bag and notice my laptop is still there. I looked all around the car and the ashtray is...
Watchpaulscheer:
WOW! You Must Watch this…Ron Howard is Amazing. I can’t believe he did this!
Just a rant on religion.
There is no real moral differences between Christians, Muslims, Jews and all other religions and/or belief structures. A lot of Christians like to throw around the fact that Islam promotes violence because a couple of bad apples went and interpreted the Kuran to fit their beliefs. Just as Christians have done in the past. I’m not just picking on Christians though. All religions have...
WatchAlright, so this is bitch is insane. Instead of the Red Scare she is going for the Red, White and Blue Scare. Not only is Barack Obama an unamerican politician, but apparently there are a whole butt load of them in Congress. She wants the media to investigate all the members of Congress and the Senate and find these haters of freedom. Maybe she shouldn’t have said this when she...
I know I will never have a python...
tawney:
On the ride home this morning with Walt, he of course turning to me (slightly since he was driving) and asked me that question. He even told me it might disturb me a little bit. I laughed a little because I am not easily freaked out. Really and truly I am not. So he begins something like this, “Last week one of my APO brothers (sisters) was telling us a story about a friend of a friend,...
Just heard the Phillies were in the World Series.
I bet Cory and Shawn from Boy Meets World are pretty excited.
Shoe Rack Update
A few days ago a made a post talking a project I was working on. I was building a shoe rack that moves my shoes off the floor and onto the wall. Well, I finished it a few minutes ago. I think it turned out pretty well considering I had never built anything ever. As you can see from the first picture the brackets aren’t aligned from on the bottom two shelves. In the second picture you...
Hipster Humor
nblumenfeld:
This knock knock joke was written on the bathroom wall of a coffeeshop in Williamsburg:
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
911
911 who?
You said you’d never forget.
Oh man that was good.
The Good: Paid $2.99 a gallon for gas.
The Bad: My teacher told us we needed to keep a news journal for everyday of the semester and turn it in today. I waited until the last minute and did all 49 entries last night. I pulled an all nighter to get this done. Then, today we all go to turn it in and he says we only needed 15 entries. So, I wasted hours doing this shit. Thanks a lot.
The Ugly:...
Why is so hard to tear myself away from the internet when real work needs to be done?
I have to many pairs of shoes and nowhere to put them, except the floor. I decided that I was going to build a shoe rack. I scoured the interwebs and found one that I liked at notmartha.
So, I went to home depot and bought my supplies. I just went and cut my wood and stained it an ebony color. I am waiting 4 hours for it to dry, so I can apply a second coat. Tomorrow morning I will apply a...
“When I see you, the world. It stops and all that exists for me, is you and my...”
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Never-Say-Neverisms →
nortolano:
bullshit:
Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
Don’t use no double negatives.
Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn’t.
Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
No...
