June 2008
39 posts
The Strangest Spam message ever.
I got this very cryptic spam message just a minute ago and usually i would just ignore it, but it is 5:42 am and i have insomnia. It is sent by this guy:
Bart Mcpherson <mcphersonbartpd@gmail.com> and it says it is sent to:
stockjade1@charter.net and this isn’t my email address, but mine does have stock in it. I looked at charter.net and it appears to be some communications...
Is it that difficult?
I wrote up this whole blog in Word and pasted it into tumblr and it showed up all fucked up. Is it really not possible to do this?
“If you are going to put your name out there in the public sphere, as a...”
– Deadspin (via peterwknox) (via allisonweiss)
give and take.
hrrrthrrr:
Soooo….I have an idea. There are so many rad people on tumblr nowadays, and a lot of these people go unknown…er followed? Anyway…I’m going to post five people I enjoy on tumblr and why. (I tried to choose people you might not already follow.)
You should reblog this and add a few that you like….Deal? No big deal if the person has already been said…it just establishes how cool their...
I Will Attack and You Don't Want That
perpetua:
kfan:
I love this meme.
You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have: 1. One weapon. 2. One song blasting on the speakers. 3. One famous person to fight alongside you. Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.
Like Chris, I am selecting a Green Lantern ring, and assuming that I have the willpower to use it...
Watch“Disaster Movie Literally Worse than AIDS” - Filmdrunk.com
Why do they (Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer) keep making these movies? I saw Date Movie and it was horrible, Epic Movie looks like shit so I passed, and so did Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 3 and 4. They wrote the first Scary Movie w/ Shawn and Marlon Wayans and it was decent. And Spy Hard was pretty good. But, come...
Wait what year is it?
So, I was watching VH1 last night and saw what appeared to be commentary on events that happened only a few years ago. I thought to myself that this couldn’t possibly be I Love the 00’s and I was right. It was I love the New Millenium. Phew! That’s a relief. No, but really, the show is amusing, funny even, but come one. It is 2008 and you are talking about 2000 and 2001. ...
3 tags
“Have you ever woke up and been really mad at someone for something they did in a...”
– @stockssn
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...”
– George Carlin (via boringloser)
Burrito Dilemma
So, I get a frozen burrito out of the freezer and decide I will read the instructions instead of just putting it in the microwave for 3 minutes. And when I look at the conventional oven instructions I was floored. You can either cook it in the microwave and have a scolding hot burrito in 3 minutes or put it in the stove for an hour and have a delicious burrito. I’m just assuming it will...
“Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content.”
– (via cassiecoutard)
WatchAwesome lipdub.
Watchcaseydonahue:
pretty dead on, and I am reblogging it so what?
“I wish I had boobs so I could have more followers”
boringloser:
Tumblr. - The Documentary.
Yea I want followers. Don’t judge me.
Beginning to End
I am currently in the process of watching every movie by Edward Norton. And I have decided that the next actor I will be doing this with is Kevin Spacey. I am watching The Usual Suspects and remembered how great an actor he is.
Keep it real!
catbird:
This is how an average, 20-something year-old young man speaks:
“I just had lunch with my friend Tom.”
This how an NYC-based Web/Tech affiliated 20-something year-old young man speaks:
Twitter: (12:15pm) On my way to Balthazar for big meeting to discuss how to kick ass 2.0
Twitter: (12:18pm) Just passed Bill Murray on Houston, I think. Looks old.
Twitter: (12: 31pm) At lunch...
The Seinfeld Curse
Let me explain to you just how lazy have become. But, before I do that let me preface by saying Seinfeld has and probably always will be my favorite show. I have all the seasons on dvd, as any fan would. So, I can watch any episode at any time that I want. Despite this fact, when I am laying in bed on my laptop, I am in such a state that I can’t be bothered to do anything that does...
New layout?
I want a new layout. My current one makes my sexuality a big ambiguous. Clouds are cool like that though. Straight guys can like clouds too. They just can’t say how pretty they are. Not that I would ever say that. No, I’m all about the ladies. Trust me. Ok, so yea I want a new layout. Got any ideas let me know.
“Estimates by the US State Department suggest up to 17,500 slaves are brought...”
– http://matador.org/10-shocking-facts-about-global-slavery-in-2008/
I can not even begin to grasp this. Why isn’t this reported more widely?
The "Enduring Awesomeness" Of Patrick Swayze
patrickcassels:
This weekend, the New York Times took a break from reporting meaningless, trite news items like the Democratic nomination of Barack Obama and the fragile state of the economy to give a report I actually cared about: Patrick Swayze will still be starring in the under-production A&E crime drama “The Beast,” despite being recently diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.
The Times...
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has ‘too much free time,’ the part of you...”
– Merlin Mann
Frankie and Johnnie's Commercial →
gomericuskahn:
Wow this is one of the best commercials from the 90’s. You gotta see the special man. Let ‘em have it! And who could turn down that free chicken.
Someone Please Do This
jakehurwitz:
I think it’d be really funny to dress in tattered dirty clothes and then out of a forest to a couple of people and demand, “What year is this!?”
When they answer, “2008.” You look away and mumble “My God.” Then run back into the woods.
The S Word
dihard:
There have been four shark attacks in the Pacific in the past couple of months. The first deadly attack was in Solano Beach, California, the next three in Mexico, leaving two dead and one wounded. Needless to say, paddling out this morning was a bit more daunting than usual. Especially because I picked up the OC Register this morning to read that a great white was seen yesterday off...
I wonder what flavor it was.
Fredric Baur, the inventor or the Pringles can, had his ashes buried in a Pringles can. That is right. He was so proud of his invention that he had his family cremate him and place some of his ashes in a can. “Baur’s children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the
cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in
his grave in suburban...