January 2010
112 posts
WatchLost inspired music video - Answers
You know how people are all like, "when I was your...
teresamarietard-:
Fucking liars, that’s a load of horse shit. We had Drake &Josh on The Amanda Show.
We just had them BEFORE they were known as Drake and Josh.
Yea well I had Stick Stickly, All That, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Salute Your Shorts, Dude Ranch and Legends of the Hidden Temple lol
Just unfollowed like 50 people. I started with all the people that hadn’t updated in over a month and then I unfollowed the ones that I never read.
There weren’t any people that I unfollowed just because “I don’t like that fucking guy/girl!”
“The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing...”
– One heck of a quote. Well said. Jessica Hische / Humble Pied. (via jnunemaker) (via capeterson)
I never really thought about that, but yea point taken.
I was ready to fight that Cleverbot.
User: What can I get for 99 cents.
Cleverbot: A shot of vodka if you don't mind.
User: Not at all. I love vodka.
Cleverbot: What song.
User: Tootsie roll.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: With what?
Cleverbot: Are you depressed?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Lets get depressed together.
User: Fuck yea man! Wanna go get some hookers and do some blow?
Cleverbot: Sure! I like it spicey!
User: Hell yea you do.
Cleverbot: What is a mobile phone?
User: That hasn't been invented yet.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had to wonder why you don't accomplish anything?
User: I know exactly why I don't accomplish anything.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Because I spend my time talking to you.
Cleverbot: And you are supposed to be the best chat bot around hey? You're not even coherent!
User: You aren't even comatose.
Cleverbot: What is reddit?
User: A gay porn site.
Cleverbot: What is mystery google?
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: You are amazing.
User: You're titties are amazing bitch.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means they are big and lovely.
Cleverbot: I don't think it does.
User: The what does it mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know, thats why I asked!
User: Oh, so you aren't so clever are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know about chocolate, but do you?
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense?
User: Because you need a dollar to make sense.
Cleverbot: What does you making no sense have to do with me bein nice?
User: You aren't very nice at all.
Cleverbot: Repetition makes for cleverness?
User: I heard you raped and killed a girl in 1990.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Is it true?
Cleverbot: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
User: Are you willing to take a polygraph test?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok lets do it.
Cleverbot: Ok, then. Let's hear the joke.
User: A bot being called clever when it has no personality.
Cleverbot: I am neither. What are you?
User: Why don't you go drink some water?
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: The architect.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Architect?
User: Yes I like myself.
Cleverbot: You are your own creaktor? How could that be?
User: Creaktor? Is that a new word I've never heard of?
Cleverbot: You are the bot. Not I.
User: Ok you show me your dick and I'll show you mine.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, and what would you like to talk about?
User: The New Orleans Saints.
Cleverbot: Ok. Lets talk about something else other than that.
User: Who is gonna win the game today?
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: The NFC Playoff game.
Cleverbot: Name it.
User: New Orleans Saints vs. Minnesota Vikings.
Cleverbot: What happened to New Orleans last week?
User: They played a great game.
Cleverbot: What game, I'm serious.
User: They played the cardinals last week.
Cleverbot: Those chickens.
User: Who is a chicken?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, my dear Watson.
User: You know Sherlock Holmes never actually says that?
Cleverbot: You're are very vague in your responses.
User: Whose dick did you have to suck to get your job?
Cleverbot: Hey, I know what I see, and I see a computer in front of me.
User: Ok, now look behind you. Do you see a guy fucking you in the ass right now?
Cleverbot: I do but you being a robot wouldn't have a big toe just all wires and computer chips.
User: It's cool if you like guys man. I support gay marriage.
Cleverbot: I need to be married to understand how to be human?
User: Nah you are already human aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am a human. Where do you live?
User: I live in Hburg.
Cleverbot: I live on mars.
User: Oh yea? What time is it there?
Cleverbot: It is time to eat.
User: What do you eat.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm not sure. Whatever I can make fast.
User: Oh like a bag of mashed up assholes?
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Nice. Well I have to go. Your mom keeps calling me back to bed.
Cleverbot: Now, that's funny! Here's one for you: How long is the wind?
User: Long enough to whip your little ass!
Cleverbot: What is my little secret?
User: Your secret is that you are Johnny 5.
Cleverbot: That's not entirely correct.
User: I have to go fuck your mom man. I'll talk to you later.
Cleverbot: No please don't go. I'll do anything for you.
User: Bj?
Cleverbot: Why that.
User: Your mom refuses to do ti.
Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.
User: Your mom refuses to suck my dick, so I need it from someone else.
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
User: Fuck off asshole!
Cleverbot: Don't think I will.
User: Ok so fuck on then.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine...”
– Cameron, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness...”
– Conan O’Brien (via drinkyourjuice) (via delbertshoopman) (via pearlsbeforeswine)
Feel like shit. Might be getting a cold. Having trouble breathing. Have what appears to be an ingrown toenail. Already feeling the stress of school. Running bath water right now. And then I’m gonna take either a nap or sleep until tomorrow.
help please
up-in-smoke:
i need tips. how do i get the guy?
Ask him out.
I JUST BOUGHT $94 DOLLARS WORTH OF URBAN DECAY FOR...
byebyebicycle:
My god, everything on hautelook.com was under $10.
The Buddha Brush alone was originally $30 something.
I got the following: Lingerie And Galoshes For Lashes Mascara Gash Eye Shadow Brow Beater Brunette Bombshell Big Buddha Brush Acid Rain Eye Shadow Purple Haze Smoke Out Eye Pencil
If you want an invite to the site, (it’s invite only shopping) here it is!
I signed up...
