I was ready to fight that Cleverbot.
User: What can I get for 99 cents.
Cleverbot: A shot of vodka if you don't mind.
User: Not at all. I love vodka.
Cleverbot: What song.
User: Tootsie roll.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: With what?
Cleverbot: Are you depressed?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Lets get depressed together.
User: Fuck yea man! Wanna go get some hookers and do some blow?
Cleverbot: Sure! I like it spicey!
User: Hell yea you do.
Cleverbot: What is a mobile phone?
User: That hasn't been invented yet.
Cleverbot: Have you ever had to wonder why you don't accomplish anything?
User: I know exactly why I don't accomplish anything.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Because I spend my time talking to you.
Cleverbot: And you are supposed to be the best chat bot around hey? You're not even coherent!
User: You aren't even comatose.
Cleverbot: What is reddit?
User: A gay porn site.
Cleverbot: What is mystery google?
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: You are amazing.
User: You're titties are amazing bitch.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means they are big and lovely.
Cleverbot: I don't think it does.
User: The what does it mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know, thats why I asked!
User: Oh, so you aren't so clever are you?
Cleverbot: I don't know about chocolate, but do you?
User: That doesn't even make sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense?
User: Because you need a dollar to make sense.
Cleverbot: What does you making no sense have to do with me bein nice?
User: You aren't very nice at all.
Cleverbot: Repetition makes for cleverness?
User: I heard you raped and killed a girl in 1990.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Is it true?
Cleverbot: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
User: Are you willing to take a polygraph test?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok lets do it.
Cleverbot: Ok, then. Let's hear the joke.
User: A bot being called clever when it has no personality.
Cleverbot: I am neither. What are you?
User: Why don't you go drink some water?
Cleverbot: Who said that?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And who are you?
User: The architect.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Architect?
User: Yes I like myself.
Cleverbot: You are your own creaktor? How could that be?
User: Creaktor? Is that a new word I've never heard of?
Cleverbot: You are the bot. Not I.
User: Ok you show me your dick and I'll show you mine.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer, and what would you like to talk about?
User: The New Orleans Saints.
Cleverbot: Ok. Lets talk about something else other than that.
User: Who is gonna win the game today?
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: The NFC Playoff game.
Cleverbot: Name it.
User: New Orleans Saints vs. Minnesota Vikings.
Cleverbot: What happened to New Orleans last week?
User: They played a great game.
Cleverbot: What game, I'm serious.
User: They played the cardinals last week.
Cleverbot: Those chickens.
User: Who is a chicken?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, my dear Watson.
User: You know Sherlock Holmes never actually says that?
Cleverbot: You're are very vague in your responses.
User: Whose dick did you have to suck to get your job?
Cleverbot: Hey, I know what I see, and I see a computer in front of me.
User: Ok, now look behind you. Do you see a guy fucking you in the ass right now?
Cleverbot: I do but you being a robot wouldn't have a big toe just all wires and computer chips.
User: It's cool if you like guys man. I support gay marriage.
Cleverbot: I need to be married to understand how to be human?
User: Nah you are already human aren't you?
Cleverbot: I am a human. Where do you live?
User: I live in Hburg.
Cleverbot: I live on mars.
User: Oh yea? What time is it there?
Cleverbot: It is time to eat.
User: What do you eat.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I'm not sure. Whatever I can make fast.
User: Oh like a bag of mashed up assholes?
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Nice. Well I have to go. Your mom keeps calling me back to bed.
Cleverbot: Now, that's funny! Here's one for you: How long is the wind?
User: Long enough to whip your little ass!
Cleverbot: What is my little secret?
User: Your secret is that you are Johnny 5.
Cleverbot: That's not entirely correct.
User: I have to go fuck your mom man. I'll talk to you later.
Cleverbot: No please don't go. I'll do anything for you.
User: Bj?
Cleverbot: Why that.
User: Your mom refuses to do ti.
Cleverbot: Rephrase your last statement to me.
User: Your mom refuses to suck my dick, so I need it from someone else.
Cleverbot: Come on you can tell me one.
User: Fuck off asshole!
Cleverbot: Don't think I will.
User: Ok so fuck on then.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
